The Trailer: Introducing The Goat American Novel

Friday Feb 28, 2025
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Friday Feb 28, 2025
In which the Milk and Wool Producing Society Convenes, Layla films the greatest Yousnap video of all time, and the wider world is lured into the drama unfolding in the four farms neighborhood.

Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
You Will Contain the Goats: In which everyone seems to be on an ill-fated mission, and we see how the kids up in the barn are faring after their battle with the tiger.

Friday Apr 25, 2025
Friday Apr 25, 2025
Friday Apr 25, 2025
In which Grazzo is compelled- by the ghost to ghost hotline- to return to the earthly realm to do some very important farm chores.
Thank you as always to our amazing cast, Ursula Buker Johnny Buker Gabriel Alden Caleb Alden, to the musicians of the electric unicorn studio session, and to you, the listener.

Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Announcing our first Live Podcast Show! at Village Books in Bellingham June 07, pm. A free entertainment for families in the style of an old time Radio play... Reserve your seats here!
Also, this special episode contains our interview with friend-of-the-show Ben West, in which we get into the hows and whos and whys of The Goat American Novel.
Also: Check out our story about dolls on Knott, A Podcast. Andrew Knott is a very funny, very honest writer who speaks the humbling truth about being a writer/dad, and the tiny moments of everyday life which tell us who we are.
And Finally, Some Stories about making the podcast:
How To Podcast With Your Whole Family
Lessons in Audio from the Punk Warehouse
Creating the Soundtrack to a Novel
Regular Goat programing returns later this week!

Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
In which the Sawyer continues his attempts to contain the nanny goats, who continue their attempt to find the bottom of a barrel of cherry brandy,
And, FM deepens her acquaintance with her new vegan karaoke friends
And, Grazzo pulls Layla back into the rainy night for yet another spooky supernatural mission.... into the Westerly barn.
Come see our live show! June 07, 2pm, Village Books Fairhaven. It's an all-ages entertainment in the style of an old Radio play... Reserve your seat here!

Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
In which Clover the boss sheep shows up, Queen to Queen, we learn about 19th century patent medicine, and there is a gruesome but satisfying resolution to a neighborhood pest problem.

Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
In which Mama Chichi finds some of her kids, Sawyer loses one of his, the pigs take leave of their senses or perhaps find all their marbles for the first time in their lives, and the farm is visited by a mysterious stranger from Goatko Ono's past...
Special thanks this week to the real FM, June Heggarty, and the channeled ghost of Thunder the Saanen billy goat.

Thursday Sep 11, 2025
Thursday Sep 11, 2025
Thursday Sep 11, 2025
The Cart, The Cage, The Pulley, and The Ramp, in which Arcturix, Clover the sheep, and the goat herd prepare to take this tiger situation into their own hooves. And Layla just really needs to focus on this garage sale right now.
The Goat American Novel is written and produced by Hilde Festerling. Guest voice actors this week were Blair Tothill and Miku Alden. Thanks as always to our incredible cast: Caleb Alden, Gabriel Alden, Johnny Buker, Ursula Buker, Erin Alden.
Thanks to the Steam Brass Band for our beautiful theme song, and to the musicians of the Electric Unicorn Studio Session for our in-episode music. Thanks to the foley artists of the Freesound.org community for some of these great sound effects.
What happens when the farmer is away, and the new farmhand isn’t prepared for what’s coming to the herd: barn hauntings, suspected chupacabra problems, a creepy new neighbor, and one chocolate crazed, possibly-immortal squirrel…
Welcome to The Goat American Novel, an all-ages barnyard comedy thriller! This richly-produced, serialized journey will take you deep into the life of a goat herd; goat rivalries, goat hauntings and goat legends, goat nemeses, goat drama. This podcast, produced by beloved family storyteller Hilde Festerling and three generations of her family, uses live music, sound design, character voicing, and many- so many!- goat impersonations to bring Barnyard Gothic to life. So gather round a roaring fire and Mom’s old laptop, snuggle in with your family, whatever shape your family is, even just you and your cat- and let us take you away with the herd.

Podcast written and performed by Hilde Festerling, with additional voice performances by Caleb Alden, Gabriel Alden, Erin Alden, Ursula Buker, and Johnny Buker. Produced by Hilde and Erin. Erin Alden is our art director- we’ll have her show art, farm maps, and coloring pages available soon-, Ursula Buker is our children’s library consultant, giving you, our all-ages audience, the content warnings and scariness-level preparation you need, and Johnny Buker is our technical director. Our incredible theme music is by the amazing Steam Brass Band, thank you so much for letting us use your sweet sound! And our beautiful, Live, in-episode music was performed by Elliott Tothill, Emma Radosevich, Joshua Rutherford, and Peter Hutchinson, at the Electric Unicorn studio in Bellingham.
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